1 00:00:03,627 --> 00:00:05,971 I'm raising five kids and I didn't miss last week. 2 00:00:06,171 --> 00:00:08,048 What's your excuse? 3 00:00:08,549 --> 00:00:11,348 - Carl! - Mickey's gay, and we're doing it. 4 00:00:11,552 --> 00:00:14,271 I need to see you. And Kash shot Mickey because of me. 5 00:00:14,471 --> 00:00:15,643 Put the candy back. 6 00:00:16,140 --> 00:00:18,768 But Mickey would rather go to juvie than admit he's gay. 7 00:00:18,976 --> 00:00:20,023 Mickey's out soon? 8 00:00:20,227 --> 00:00:22,275 In a week. If he doesn't stab anybody else. 9 00:00:22,479 --> 00:00:25,028 - I miss you. - Say that again, I rip your tongue out. 10 00:00:25,232 --> 00:00:27,655 - What the hell is this? -It's an admissions packet. 11 00:00:27,860 --> 00:00:29,203 For West Point? 12 00:00:29,403 --> 00:00:32,907 I'm off for my walk. I might even make it to the mailbox. 13 00:00:33,115 --> 00:00:34,241 One hundred! 14 00:00:34,450 --> 00:00:36,999 How was last night with Jasmine and Grandpa? 15 00:00:37,202 --> 00:00:40,297 He's married, she's married. Seems like it works for everybody. 16 00:00:40,497 --> 00:00:44,218 David has a friend coming in from New York. Maybe I could hook you two up. 17 00:00:44,710 --> 00:00:47,054 Liam had me up half the night banging his head. 18 00:00:47,254 --> 00:00:49,928 - I need my own room. - And I want a pony for Christmas. 19 00:00:50,132 --> 00:00:52,180 - What you doing here? - Came to see Karen. 20 00:00:52,384 --> 00:00:54,432 She went with a guy to her group. 21 00:00:54,636 --> 00:00:56,809 - What group? - Sex Addicts Anonymous. 22 00:00:57,014 --> 00:00:58,231 You Lip? 23 00:00:58,724 --> 00:01:00,442 Jody. 24 00:02:12,381 --> 00:02:14,383 Ninety-nine, 200... 25 00:02:14,591 --> 00:02:20,143 ...201, 202, 203. 26 00:02:34,069 --> 00:02:35,787 Hi, Manny. 27 00:02:35,988 --> 00:02:38,036 Hi, Theresa. 28 00:02:50,752 --> 00:02:53,756 Frank! 29 00:02:53,964 --> 00:02:55,341 Wake up! 30 00:02:55,549 --> 00:02:58,598 Frank, come on, I have something wonderful to tell you. 31 00:02:58,802 --> 00:03:02,648 Hurry. I've had an epiphany. 32 00:03:05,976 --> 00:03:08,320 Do you know what this is? 33 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:09,612 Eggplant? 34 00:03:09,813 --> 00:03:11,406 Liberation. 35 00:03:12,858 --> 00:03:14,326 No, no, no. 36 00:03:14,526 --> 00:03:15,778 Rebirth. 37 00:03:15,986 --> 00:03:18,910 - Not with all the king's Vaseline. - Freedom. 38 00:03:19,114 --> 00:03:20,912 - That won't fit. - Frank-- 39 00:03:21,116 --> 00:03:22,959 Fuck you, Gallagher! 40 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:26,664 I made it all the way to Manny's produce truck today. 41 00:03:26,872 --> 00:03:29,216 Two hundred and fourteen steps. 42 00:03:29,416 --> 00:03:34,513 I went to just do my extra 10 steps and then I saw the eggplant... 43 00:03:34,713 --> 00:03:38,638 ...and the rows of beets, and the organic squash... 44 00:03:38,842 --> 00:03:42,221 ...and I just kept going. 45 00:03:43,347 --> 00:03:45,349 Manny's pushing organic now? 46 00:03:45,724 --> 00:03:50,275 - This is just the start. - The scourge of gentrification. 47 00:03:50,479 --> 00:03:52,948 Next he'll be hawking that coffee grown in cat shit. 48 00:03:53,148 --> 00:03:55,617 Frank, I am shopping. 49 00:03:55,817 --> 00:03:58,491 I am part of the economy. 50 00:03:58,695 --> 00:04:02,074 I am myself again. Here we go. 51 00:04:02,950 --> 00:04:06,329 Today, a grocery truck. 52 00:04:06,536 --> 00:04:08,755 Tomorrow, the world. 53 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:19,887 It's over. 54 00:04:20,092 --> 00:04:23,187 I always thought agoraphobia was permanent like autism or AIDS. 55 00:04:23,387 --> 00:04:26,891 She'll be out in the world, she'll go back to work, she'll learn the truth. 56 00:04:27,099 --> 00:04:29,352 - You're an alcoholic? - Who owes money to everyone? 57 00:04:29,559 --> 00:04:33,029 - Who's had sex with her daughter? -It's not sex if you can't remember it. 58 00:04:33,230 --> 00:04:36,985 - Ha, ha. Then you're a virgin, Frank. - I'm gonna be out on my butt in weeks. 59 00:04:37,192 --> 00:04:39,286 Why don't you live at home with your family? 60 00:04:39,486 --> 00:04:41,989 I don't like them. And they don't like me. 61 00:04:42,197 --> 00:04:44,495 Frank squatted at my place for six months. 62 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:46,702 I finally bought tear gas. Smoked him out. 63 00:04:46,910 --> 00:04:48,833 I gave myself crabs to get him out. 64 00:04:49,037 --> 00:04:51,961 - It wasn't the crabs, it was your empty fridge. - Ha, ha, ha. 65 00:04:52,124 --> 00:04:55,628 Laugh, laugh. If laughing at me is good for your self-worth, laugh on. 66 00:04:55,836 --> 00:04:56,883 My gift. 67 00:04:57,087 --> 00:04:58,714 - Kev. - Yo, Antoine. 68 00:04:59,673 --> 00:05:01,175 Hurt me with some rum. 69 00:05:01,383 --> 00:05:03,181 Delivering meals on drunk wheels again? 70 00:05:03,385 --> 00:05:06,184 - Only one delivery left. - Go do it and come back. 71 00:05:06,388 --> 00:05:08,311 My last delivery is to Dottie Coronis. 72 00:05:08,515 --> 00:05:11,314 - I can walk there from here. - What's wrong with Butterface? 73 00:05:11,518 --> 00:05:14,021 - Don't call her that. - I haven't seen her in a while. 74 00:05:14,229 --> 00:05:17,984 - Why is she pretending to be sick? - She's hiding her face till Halloween. 75 00:05:18,191 --> 00:05:21,115 God gave her one hell of a rack and legs to die for though. 76 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,288 But her face... 77 00:05:25,365 --> 00:05:28,494 - You're all going to hell. - What's wrong with Butterface? 78 00:05:28,702 --> 00:05:30,170 She had chronic indigestion. 79 00:05:30,370 --> 00:05:32,589 From her steady diet of bourbon and dick. 80 00:05:32,789 --> 00:05:34,211 She got it checked. 81 00:05:34,416 --> 00:05:36,635 Discovered she had a bunch of heart attacks. 82 00:05:36,835 --> 00:05:38,087 Her heart muscle is toast. 83 00:05:38,295 --> 00:05:41,219 Months to live unless she gets a new one. 84 00:05:42,007 --> 00:05:45,557 Shit. All those years of paying into a city pension... 85 00:05:45,761 --> 00:05:48,184 ...and no one left to collect. 86 00:05:56,855 --> 00:05:57,902 Frank. 87 00:06:11,203 --> 00:06:15,424 Liam, if you want a Popsicle, show me your hands. 88 00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:19,427 Liam, hands off your package or no treat. 89 00:06:21,338 --> 00:06:22,555 Touching it is his treat. 90 00:06:24,257 --> 00:06:26,305 I need my own room, without Liam. 91 00:06:26,510 --> 00:06:28,433 I'm late for work. Carl, quit it. 92 00:06:28,637 --> 00:06:32,232 I can't share a room with someone in a constant state of arousal. 93 00:06:32,432 --> 00:06:35,311 - I'm gonna be a woman soon. - Hey. Enough. 94 00:06:35,519 --> 00:06:38,318 Frank's been gone for months. You move into Frank's room... 95 00:06:38,522 --> 00:06:40,820 ...Lip takes yours, Ian and Carl share with Liam. 96 00:06:41,024 --> 00:06:44,073 Frank will be back. In bed by midnight. No exceptions. 97 00:06:55,664 --> 00:06:58,087 Here he comes. You didn't have to come with me. 98 00:06:58,291 --> 00:07:00,669 - Bad neighborhood. - We live in a bad neighborhood. 99 00:07:00,877 --> 00:07:03,676 But we're related to the bad people in our neighborhood. 100 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,598 - What the hell's he doing here? - Hey. 101 00:07:05,799 --> 00:07:07,267 He thought I needed protection. 102 00:07:07,467 --> 00:07:09,811 Oh, yeah? You may think you know my sister. 103 00:07:10,011 --> 00:07:12,764 But you don't know my sister till you've fought my sister. 104 00:07:12,973 --> 00:07:15,772 - She's protecting your ass. - You smell like barbecue sauce. 105 00:07:15,976 --> 00:07:18,195 - Smell like what? - What did Dad tell you? 106 00:07:18,395 --> 00:07:21,148 - Ow! Fuck the police? - No titty twisters now that I'm a C cup. 107 00:07:21,356 --> 00:07:23,905 C cup? Bitch, you wish. 108 00:07:24,109 --> 00:07:28,831 Hey. Fuck you, fuck you, and especially fuck you. 109 00:07:29,030 --> 00:07:33,080 All right. Jesus. Let's get out of here before they throw you back in. 110 00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:50,018 Who the hell is it? 111 00:07:50,218 --> 00:07:52,892 It's Frank Gallagher, Dottie. 112 00:07:53,138 --> 00:07:56,392 - Get off my property. - I brought your pasta primavera. 113 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,648 Eat shit, Frank. 114 00:07:58,852 --> 00:08:01,526 Well, I would, but I recently went vegan. 115 00:08:09,738 --> 00:08:13,242 Honestly, Dottie, Antoine told us your news. 116 00:08:13,450 --> 00:08:15,202 I've had some health setbacks myself. 117 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:18,084 Wanted to tell you the crew at the bar's thinking of you. 118 00:08:18,288 --> 00:08:20,882 Thought I'd bring your dinner over, tell you in person. 119 00:08:21,082 --> 00:08:24,882 - No lasagna left? - I grabbed the last one he had. 120 00:08:25,086 --> 00:08:26,258 Enjoying your night? 121 00:08:26,463 --> 00:08:30,218 I'm watching one of those "fat people hate themselves for being fat" shows. 122 00:08:30,425 --> 00:08:31,551 Makes me feel healthy. 123 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:34,229 I love that show. I hate fat people. 124 00:08:35,722 --> 00:08:37,315 Did you hear a beep? 125 00:08:38,225 --> 00:08:39,693 Guy locking his car. 126 00:08:40,852 --> 00:08:42,854 Look, I'm missing my show. 127 00:08:43,063 --> 00:08:45,031 You mind if I join you? 128 00:08:45,357 --> 00:08:47,359 I haven't showered, and I'm not gonna. 129 00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:49,490 Makes two of us. 130 00:08:49,903 --> 00:08:52,372 And it's not an invitation to stay. 131 00:08:52,572 --> 00:08:55,667 Couch. Fat-people show. Leave. 132 00:08:55,867 --> 00:08:59,246 - I'm not a bed and breakfast. - Roger that. 133 00:09:04,042 --> 00:09:05,840 There you go. 134 00:09:12,467 --> 00:09:15,562 I got the fashion that you want a piece of 135 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:20,521 - Oh, yeah - So full of passion and so full of love 136 00:09:20,767 --> 00:09:22,440 Excuse me. 137 00:09:22,644 --> 00:09:24,362 Excuse me. 138 00:09:24,521 --> 00:09:28,651 HI make you want a piece of me Again and again 139 00:09:28,817 --> 00:09:30,740 I loved that last song. 140 00:09:32,904 --> 00:09:36,374 - I could be bad, but I could also be nice -Oh, yeah 141 00:09:36,533 --> 00:09:40,128 This is the high life This is the fame 142 00:09:40,287 --> 00:09:44,292 Okay, either he doesn't have a dick, or the dick he does have does not function. 143 00:09:44,499 --> 00:09:47,048 Or the five girls a night who give him their number... 144 00:09:47,252 --> 00:09:50,381 ...give him more than their number and the man is just tired. 145 00:09:50,547 --> 00:09:54,518 - Ha, ha, ha. - Desperate whore-wife's back with sugar grampy. 146 00:09:55,385 --> 00:09:58,559 Can you say that with head-bobbing and that finger-snapping thing? 147 00:09:58,763 --> 00:10:01,937 She's a married mother flaunting the geriatric she's sleeping with. 148 00:10:02,142 --> 00:10:03,234 - He's 50. - He looks it. 149 00:10:03,435 --> 00:10:06,154 And he's rich, so work that cleavage and smile. 150 00:10:06,354 --> 00:10:08,402 - Hey, Veronica. - Hi, baby. 151 00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:10,780 - Hi, David. - Hello, David. Looking sharp. 152 00:10:10,984 --> 00:10:13,828 Jazz says I'm springing for Cristal or I'm going home alone. 153 00:10:14,029 --> 00:10:16,031 We don't want you to be lonely, do we? 154 00:10:16,239 --> 00:10:18,458 Handsome man like this? No ma'am. 155 00:10:19,075 --> 00:10:20,622 - Ooh. - Ah, yes. 156 00:10:25,248 --> 00:10:27,501 Hot as balls tonight. 157 00:10:28,126 --> 00:10:32,552 So I'm taking Geometry, Algebra 2, Trigonometry, Chemistry. 158 00:10:32,756 --> 00:10:34,429 During the summer? 159 00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:37,011 Well, I'm trying to get into West Point. 160 00:10:37,218 --> 00:10:40,267 Heh. You want the Army to give you a gun, all you gotta do is enlist. 161 00:10:40,472 --> 00:10:42,691 Recruiting station's, like, two blocks that way. 162 00:10:42,891 --> 00:10:45,110 But I wanna be an officer. 163 00:10:45,393 --> 00:10:47,236 You wanna be an officer, huh? 164 00:10:47,437 --> 00:10:50,031 Don't officers get shot first? 165 00:10:51,524 --> 00:10:53,868 Here. Shotgun. 166 00:11:09,501 --> 00:11:10,627 Oh. 167 00:11:12,712 --> 00:11:14,555 You make a lot of friends on the inside? 168 00:11:14,756 --> 00:11:17,430 You wanna chit-chat more or you wanna get on me? 169 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:24,228 Plasma? 170 00:11:24,474 --> 00:11:26,522 LED. Shh. 171 00:11:26,726 --> 00:11:29,525 I saw this footage my daughter shot of me and I broke down. 172 00:11:29,729 --> 00:11:31,322 Nice picture. 173 00:11:31,523 --> 00:11:35,528 - Vibrant. - Can I watch my program, please? 174 00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:39,995 And sit in the chair. I don't want you stretching out on the couch... 175 00:11:40,198 --> 00:11:42,621 ...and Rip van Winkling it for the next five years. 176 00:11:42,826 --> 00:11:45,921 I have taken what used to be a nice, normal body and I have stretched it... 177 00:11:47,872 --> 00:11:49,169 Did you hear a beep? 178 00:11:49,916 --> 00:11:52,544 The smoke-alarm battery is dying. 179 00:11:52,752 --> 00:11:55,847 If they find a heart, they're supposed to beep me on this thing. 180 00:11:56,047 --> 00:11:58,971 It means I go straight to the hospital. 181 00:12:00,093 --> 00:12:04,269 They gotta find different sounds for different things. Everything beeps. 182 00:12:04,472 --> 00:12:08,522 Smoke alarms, hearing aids, microwaves, cell phones. 183 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:11,355 I'm gonna have a heart attack waiting for my transplant. 184 00:12:11,563 --> 00:12:14,692 You got a nine-volt battery? I can change that for you. 185 00:12:14,983 --> 00:12:18,078 In the junk drawer, under the microwave. 186 00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:34,131 - Frank? - Antoine. 187 00:12:34,335 --> 00:12:36,212 I borrowed your keys so I could help. 188 00:12:36,421 --> 00:12:40,142 I went to White Castle and bought this, I thought she'd be starving by now. 189 00:12:40,341 --> 00:12:42,719 She's not. Thank you. 190 00:12:44,053 --> 00:12:45,475 Frank? 191 00:12:51,519 --> 00:12:53,613 I need a lover 192 00:12:56,107 --> 00:12:57,609 Uh-huh 193 00:12:57,817 --> 00:12:59,069 Uh-huh 194 00:12:59,611 --> 00:13:00,988 Uh-huh 195 00:13:02,071 --> 00:13:05,371 I need a man, a fucking man 196 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,673 - Whoo! - Huh! 197 00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:17,759 Sorry. Two mudslides and a line of blow, I get grabby. 198 00:13:17,962 --> 00:13:19,805 David's doing a rail. Want some? 199 00:13:20,006 --> 00:13:21,223 - Can't. - Can. 200 00:13:21,424 --> 00:13:24,473 You gotta slow down on the work and enjoy the summer. 201 00:13:24,677 --> 00:13:28,102 I'll keep that in mind when I'm feeding my family dog food in January. 202 00:13:28,306 --> 00:13:30,855 David's friend Richard is coming to town tomorrow. 203 00:13:31,059 --> 00:13:32,106 Meet him. 204 00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:34,278 We'll make them take us out on the town. 205 00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:37,278 Instead of worrying about making money, we'll spend theirs. 206 00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:39,951 - Not into married guys. - I never said he was married. 207 00:13:40,151 --> 00:13:41,323 Meet him. 208 00:13:41,528 --> 00:13:44,907 Before you know it, shit will start sagging, leg veins will pop up... 209 00:13:45,114 --> 00:13:48,209 ...and you won't be able to screw without handfuls of Astroglide. 210 00:13:48,409 --> 00:13:49,456 I'm 21. 211 00:13:49,661 --> 00:13:51,959 Doesn't make you a kept woman, makes you a smart one. 212 00:13:52,163 --> 00:13:54,712 Who wants to move this party back to my pied-à-terre? 213 00:13:54,916 --> 00:13:57,169 Me. You. Fiona? 214 00:13:57,335 --> 00:13:58,757 Uh, another time. 215 00:13:58,962 --> 00:14:01,966 - You ask about Richard? - She's thinking about it. 216 00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:06,721 Come on, I need an accomplice. 217 00:14:06,928 --> 00:14:12,150 Plus, when I tell Hal we're going out for a girl's night, I won't be lying. Heh, heh, heh. 218 00:14:12,308 --> 00:14:14,276 Bye. 219 00:14:50,221 --> 00:14:51,768 Liam. 220 00:15:07,322 --> 00:15:09,290 Ah... 221 00:15:09,616 --> 00:15:11,664 Always wanted to do that here! 222 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:17,294 Get back at that commissioner who kicked me off my baseball team... 223 00:15:17,498 --> 00:15:19,751 -...for pissing on first base. - I remember. 224 00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:21,878 You heard about that? 225 00:15:22,086 --> 00:15:24,384 I was playing second. 226 00:15:26,215 --> 00:15:28,513 Fucking tough guy, huh? 227 00:15:45,276 --> 00:15:47,199 Not much to do in the joint but work out. 228 00:15:47,403 --> 00:15:49,872 - You could read. - Fuck off. 229 00:15:50,073 --> 00:15:52,792 I'm fucked for life anyway, man. 230 00:15:52,992 --> 00:15:55,495 Wanna sneak into the Sox game tomorrow? 231 00:15:56,037 --> 00:15:59,337 No, man. I gotta get me a job. If I don't get one in two weeks... 232 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:01,542 ...my probation skank's gonna do it for me. 233 00:16:01,751 --> 00:16:04,630 And I'm gonna end up losing a limb at the meat-packing plant. 234 00:16:04,837 --> 00:16:07,841 - Maybe she'll find something better. - She ain't gonna find fuck all. 235 00:16:08,049 --> 00:16:11,679 My dad had to threaten this mook he knows to get me a job tarring roofs. 236 00:16:11,886 --> 00:16:15,356 Maybe you could head to Malcolm X, take some vocational training. 237 00:16:15,556 --> 00:16:18,605 Why the fuck are we talking about community college right now? 238 00:16:19,018 --> 00:16:22,238 You wanna spread a blanket out and look for shooting stars next? 239 00:16:26,442 --> 00:16:27,819 I could talk to Linda. 240 00:16:28,027 --> 00:16:30,951 I'm sorry, you want me to work at the place I got shot? 241 00:16:31,155 --> 00:16:32,327 Redemption tale. 242 00:16:32,532 --> 00:16:34,660 - What would I be doing? - Helping. 243 00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:38,167 - I ain't cleaning up after people. -It's a pretty clean store, Mickey. 244 00:16:38,371 --> 00:16:40,999 What about security? You know, scaring people like me... 245 00:16:41,207 --> 00:16:43,301 ...who come into the store trying to steal. 246 00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:45,424 Stealing's been down since your shooting. 247 00:16:45,628 --> 00:16:48,507 Do whatever you want, man. You brought it up. 248 00:16:49,298 --> 00:16:50,675 All right. 249 00:16:51,551 --> 00:16:54,646 You ready to go again or you need some time, fire crotch? 250 00:17:27,462 --> 00:17:30,136 - How's Jody? - He's good. 251 00:17:30,339 --> 00:17:31,966 As good as me? 252 00:17:32,175 --> 00:17:36,146 - We're still not having sex. - Right, because his name's Jody. 253 00:17:36,304 --> 00:17:39,148 - Heh. - Is that a real name or a nickname? 254 00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:43,646 You know, isn't it kind of creepy that a guy who's twice your age... 255 00:17:43,853 --> 00:17:47,232 ...keeps hanging around you but hasn't tried to get in your pants yet? 256 00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:49,363 - Ah. - You two getting serious? 257 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:52,662 Stop talking about my boyfriend and fuck me. 258 00:17:53,404 --> 00:17:57,204 Smoke alarm working, fan back up to speed. What now? 259 00:17:57,700 --> 00:18:00,670 I could give you some rope to hang yourself from it. 260 00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:03,293 - Or you could just leave. - How's your daughter? 261 00:18:03,498 --> 00:18:06,877 - Same. - Any complications from that skin graft? 262 00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:10,510 Haven't talked since she moved to Sweden. 263 00:18:10,713 --> 00:18:14,263 - What the hell's she doing in Sweden? - Avoiding me. 264 00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:17,266 - I'm off to bed. - Bed? 265 00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:19,059 It's 11. 266 00:18:19,263 --> 00:18:23,268 - We used to close the Alibi every night. - We used to do lots of things. 267 00:18:23,476 --> 00:18:25,695 Anything else I can do for you? 268 00:18:27,396 --> 00:18:28,773 What's the deal, Frank? 269 00:18:28,981 --> 00:18:31,200 What, did Sheila Jackson finally throw you out? 270 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,777 Just offering my services. 271 00:18:32,985 --> 00:18:35,033 Stalking up on your corporal works of mercy. 272 00:18:35,238 --> 00:18:38,287 One friend helping out another. 273 00:18:39,325 --> 00:18:41,794 The upstairs bathroom's clogged pretty bad. 274 00:18:41,994 --> 00:18:45,373 I could lie and say it was roots growing in the pipes, but it's all me. 275 00:18:45,581 --> 00:18:47,709 And a half dozen of those adult wipes. 276 00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:51,171 I never used those wipes myself. Thought they were an extravagance. 277 00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:54,633 Little did I know how nice it feels to polish things up down there. 278 00:19:01,889 --> 00:19:03,015 Let yourself out. 279 00:19:03,558 --> 00:19:06,152 There's nothing worth stealing you can carry. 280 00:19:14,485 --> 00:19:17,455 Mother of God. 281 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,545 Jesus. 282 00:19:40,761 --> 00:19:42,889 Shit. Shit. 283 00:19:43,764 --> 00:19:45,732 Oh, fuck. 284 00:19:48,561 --> 00:19:50,905 Wanna go to a rave up in Lake Forest this weekend? 285 00:19:51,105 --> 00:19:52,607 If I hated myself. 286 00:19:52,815 --> 00:19:55,785 Jody knows a guy, Henry Woodhouse, who can send out a tweet... 287 00:19:55,985 --> 00:19:59,535 ...and get over a thousand people to show anywhere in less than two hours. 288 00:19:59,739 --> 00:20:01,241 Like a flash mob, but more fun. 289 00:20:01,449 --> 00:20:03,827 Excepting the fact that it's in Lake Forest... 290 00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:06,834 ...and Lake Forest kids are there. 291 00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:08,790 You wanna do something tomorrow night? 292 00:20:08,998 --> 00:20:12,252 Probably watching Wipeout with Jody. He loves that show. 293 00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:17,057 People running around, wiping out. Big balls. It's hilarious. Ha, ha. 294 00:20:17,256 --> 00:20:18,508 We make popcorn and laugh. 295 00:20:18,716 --> 00:20:21,060 Yeah, it sounds like a crazy summer night. 296 00:20:21,928 --> 00:20:25,432 We're keeping each other company trying to avoid familiar patterns. 297 00:20:25,598 --> 00:20:30,024 Mm-hm. And, urn, how do you characterize this? 298 00:20:31,562 --> 00:20:32,779 Helps me sleep. 299 00:20:33,272 --> 00:20:35,195 Text me when he leaves, all right? 300 00:20:42,865 --> 00:20:44,663 You sleeping here now? 301 00:20:44,867 --> 00:20:47,165 No, just leaving actually. 302 00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:49,839 Good to see you, son. 303 00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:53,885 GFY, Dad. 304 00:21:10,268 --> 00:21:11,736 Shit. 305 00:22:32,641 --> 00:22:34,393 Wha--? 306 00:22:36,103 --> 00:22:37,525 Who the hell are you? 307 00:22:37,730 --> 00:22:40,324 I rent room. Frank give me key. 308 00:22:40,858 --> 00:22:42,826 Have baby. 309 00:23:05,716 --> 00:23:08,560 Got time for my legs? Gotta drive old people around all day. 310 00:23:08,761 --> 00:23:12,391 - Too hot out for stubbly legs. - Old people excursion day'? Yay. 311 00:23:12,556 --> 00:23:15,651 Do me a favor and kill me if I start losing my mind when I'm old. 312 00:23:15,851 --> 00:23:17,649 - Will do. - In my community... 313 00:23:17,853 --> 00:23:20,823 ...if one of the elders felt they were too much of a burden... 314 00:23:21,023 --> 00:23:25,620 ...they would wander out into the snow and give themselves to the elements. 315 00:23:26,237 --> 00:23:27,659 You come from twisted stock. 316 00:23:28,364 --> 00:23:30,082 Alrighty, I'm all lathered. 317 00:23:30,783 --> 00:23:31,830 Have at it. 318 00:23:33,077 --> 00:23:37,753 Jody has hair longer than Fiona's and a motorcycle with a luggage compartment. 319 00:23:37,957 --> 00:23:39,300 Test me on the theorems. 320 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:42,253 - If A equals B, then B equals A. -Symmetric. 321 00:23:42,461 --> 00:23:45,135 He might as well get a windshield and call it a car. 322 00:23:45,339 --> 00:23:47,467 - A equals A IAN: Reflexive. 323 00:23:47,675 --> 00:23:50,428 - Maybe it's a phase. - She hasn't even slept with him yet. 324 00:23:50,928 --> 00:23:52,271 - Come, honey. - What's next? 325 00:23:52,763 --> 00:23:55,391 - Maybe he's a eunuch. - Maybe she just likes him. 326 00:23:55,599 --> 00:23:57,818 Lip, why are you sleeping in my bed? 327 00:23:58,018 --> 00:24:00,020 - Ask her. - I moved Liam. 328 00:24:00,229 --> 00:24:03,403 I can't be in the same room where Liam is constantly masturbating. 329 00:24:03,607 --> 00:24:05,609 It's not masturbating if nothing comes out. 330 00:24:05,818 --> 00:24:07,115 According to whom? 331 00:24:07,319 --> 00:24:09,663 - My friend Jack O'Donnell. - Not true. 332 00:24:09,864 --> 00:24:12,367 -It's kind of true. - Not legally true. 333 00:24:12,575 --> 00:24:15,704 - Liam can be arrested for masturbating? - No. Listen up-- 334 00:24:15,911 --> 00:24:19,791 What is the age where it's inappropriate to arouse yourself in front of others... 335 00:24:19,999 --> 00:24:22,172 -...even if nothing comes out? - Two years old. 336 00:24:22,376 --> 00:24:26,051 Hey, Gallaghers. I need focus and cooperation. 337 00:24:26,255 --> 00:24:29,850 Unfortunately, Frank has rented out his room to a pregnant woman. 338 00:24:30,050 --> 00:24:32,018 - I told them. - You let her in last night? 339 00:24:32,219 --> 00:24:34,438 She let herself in. She has a key. 340 00:24:34,638 --> 00:24:37,892 Besides she's from China. They kill extra babies there. 341 00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:40,353 - Liam needs to go back in with you. - No. 342 00:24:40,561 --> 00:24:43,064 - Debbie-- - What's done is done. 343 00:24:46,525 --> 00:24:48,448 Okay. 344 00:24:48,944 --> 00:24:51,618 - For now, Liam's in the boys room. - What? 345 00:24:51,822 --> 00:24:54,371 - Four guy in one room? -Isn't that a health violation? 346 00:24:54,575 --> 00:24:57,795 I'll find Frank and figure this out. Until then, four in the room. 347 00:25:12,801 --> 00:25:16,146 Five hundred. Five hundred. 348 00:25:16,347 --> 00:25:18,441 Frank. Frank. 349 00:25:18,641 --> 00:25:21,019 It's 500 more steps. 350 00:25:21,227 --> 00:25:25,198 Five hundred more steps, sweetie, and I get to the L. 351 00:25:25,898 --> 00:25:30,699 Honey, and I can maybe get my job back at St. Stephen's cafeteria. 352 00:25:30,903 --> 00:25:36,080 Sweetie, and go off disability. Frank, isn't that exciting? 353 00:25:36,283 --> 00:25:39,253 - Do you wanna walk with me today? - Gotta work. 354 00:25:41,288 --> 00:25:44,758 - Those are Eddie's tools. - Yes, they are. 355 00:25:48,295 --> 00:25:52,141 Hello. Oh, hi, Fiona. He's right here. 356 00:25:53,133 --> 00:25:54,726 -It's Fiona. - What now? 357 00:25:54,927 --> 00:25:56,725 Somebody just dropped off $200 for you. 358 00:25:56,929 --> 00:25:59,057 - Said he owed you and thanks. - Who? 359 00:25:59,265 --> 00:26:02,235 - Unshaven, flannel shirt, cauliflower ear. - What happened? 360 00:26:02,434 --> 00:26:04,357 - Tommy Armada? - I'm leaving 50 for you... 361 00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:08,032 -...but I'm buying groceries with the rest. - That is my money, Fiona! 362 00:26:08,190 --> 00:26:09,533 Bravo. 363 00:26:09,692 --> 00:26:12,616 Give him hell, sis. We're off to work. 364 00:26:13,612 --> 00:26:18,243 Sheila, when I'm talking on the phone, I can only talk to one person at a time. 365 00:26:18,450 --> 00:26:21,420 We've talked about this. Whispering doesn't help. 366 00:26:25,124 --> 00:26:26,501 The rush is starting. 367 00:26:30,921 --> 00:26:34,141 - Ever eat a dog? - Where Frank? 368 00:26:34,341 --> 00:26:36,935 Chocolate-covered sparrow? 369 00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:44,314 - Where's the money? - Ask Kung Fu Panda. 370 00:26:46,061 --> 00:26:48,689 - You tricked me? - You gave somebody a key? 371 00:26:48,897 --> 00:26:51,525 - Are we gonna get bird flu? - No. Go watch the kids. 372 00:26:51,734 --> 00:26:53,862 INS raided her maternity hideout. 373 00:26:54,069 --> 00:26:56,492 I was clearing my stomach outside the Alibi. 374 00:26:56,697 --> 00:27:00,452 - I found her huddled by the dumpster. - So you dumped her on us? 375 00:27:00,659 --> 00:27:03,287 We're giving her a home till the baby is born American. 376 00:27:03,495 --> 00:27:06,999 - How much she paying you? - Democracy is built one baby at a time. 377 00:27:07,207 --> 00:27:09,551 I'm calling INS. Give me what's left of the money. 378 00:27:09,752 --> 00:27:11,971 This is a human rights issue. 379 00:27:12,171 --> 00:27:14,890 Chicago. Immigration and Nationalization Service, please. 380 00:27:15,090 --> 00:27:18,435 -"Naturalization." - Naturalization. 381 00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:20,263 Ninety bucks a week. 382 00:27:20,471 --> 00:27:22,599 For bed, rice and tea. 383 00:27:22,806 --> 00:27:25,776 You know, historically, if I double your lie, I get the truth. 384 00:27:25,976 --> 00:27:28,274 So she's already given you 180? 385 00:27:28,479 --> 00:27:29,856 A little over 200. 386 00:27:30,064 --> 00:27:32,738 Why always the deception stutter-step before the truth? 387 00:27:32,941 --> 00:27:36,286 Because it extends our quality father-daughter time. 388 00:27:37,154 --> 00:27:40,249 - Give me what's left. - Let immigration do its job. 389 00:27:40,449 --> 00:27:43,248 - You spent all of it. - Wrong. Wrong. 390 00:27:47,206 --> 00:27:50,130 - Seventeen dollars? - And change. 391 00:27:50,501 --> 00:27:51,548 Please, just go. 392 00:27:51,752 --> 00:27:55,723 Leave and go do whatever it is you do that doesn't require you being here. 393 00:27:55,923 --> 00:27:58,392 People are in and out of here like it's a whorehouse. 394 00:27:58,592 --> 00:28:01,266 - I didn't think you'd notice. - I notice that you're here. 395 00:28:01,470 --> 00:28:04,064 And the only reason why is that you thought money came. 396 00:28:04,264 --> 00:28:06,813 You know what goes on when you're not here? Life. 397 00:28:10,604 --> 00:28:14,029 You can stay until the baby's born, but you're helping with the daycare. 398 00:28:14,233 --> 00:28:17,908 - Get in the kitchen and fill sippy cups. - No English. 399 00:28:18,112 --> 00:28:20,456 Start filling cups with juice, or I'll have you... 400 00:28:20,656 --> 00:28:24,911 ...and your commie fetus deported faster than you can say Saigon. 401 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,838 Okay, guys, I'm going upstairs to my office. 402 00:28:28,247 --> 00:28:30,124 Debs and Ethel are in charge. 403 00:28:30,332 --> 00:28:32,801 Keep away from the pool, or you'll drown. 404 00:28:33,877 --> 00:28:36,630 - Any spare rooms at Sheila's? - No. 405 00:28:36,839 --> 00:28:38,933 We gonna have a brother that looks like Jet Li? 406 00:28:39,133 --> 00:28:40,510 I didn't knock that woman up. 407 00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:43,062 I am giving her sanctuary in a hostile country. 408 00:28:43,262 --> 00:28:44,764 Your sister doesn't get that. 409 00:28:44,972 --> 00:28:47,225 I don't like the way she talks to me in my home. 410 00:28:47,433 --> 00:28:48,776 You just gotta laugh it off. 411 00:28:48,976 --> 00:28:51,024 I don't need platitudes from an 8-year-old. 412 00:28:51,228 --> 00:28:52,320 I'm 10. 413 00:28:52,521 --> 00:28:55,775 Well, if you wanna make it to 11, don't tell me what to find funny. 414 00:28:56,692 --> 00:28:58,694 And every day you wake up breathing... 415 00:28:58,902 --> 00:29:01,325 ...you should be coloring me a note of gratitude... 416 00:29:01,530 --> 00:29:03,578 ...that the half of you that came from me... 417 00:29:03,782 --> 00:29:07,002 ...wasn't spooged on your mother's neck, but guided by yours truly... 418 00:29:07,202 --> 00:29:09,671 ...to get up inside of her to start the life of you. 419 00:29:09,872 --> 00:29:13,251 So walk and talk with gratitude, son. 420 00:29:16,545 --> 00:29:18,138 I was just kidding. 421 00:29:18,338 --> 00:29:20,215 Funny, huh? Laugh it off. 422 00:29:25,429 --> 00:29:28,808 Fifteen minutes, Joe. It's excursion day. 423 00:29:29,016 --> 00:29:31,235 Fifteen minutes. 424 00:29:31,435 --> 00:29:33,563 Van leaves in 15. 425 00:29:33,771 --> 00:29:36,024 Excursion day. 426 00:29:36,231 --> 00:29:37,983 Fifteen minutes. 427 00:29:38,192 --> 00:29:41,913 Excursion day. Excursion day. Fifteen minutes. 428 00:29:42,112 --> 00:29:44,365 Whoa, a little heads-up, guys. 429 00:29:46,784 --> 00:29:48,957 - Fifteen minutes, Ms. Clare. - Where we going? 430 00:29:49,161 --> 00:29:51,835 Some driving, some appointments, some shopping. 431 00:29:51,997 --> 00:29:53,624 Ooh. Thrill a minute. 432 00:29:53,832 --> 00:29:58,429 I don't make the schedule, Clare, I just drive the van. Fifteen minutes. 433 00:30:13,435 --> 00:30:15,028 Yoo-hoo. 434 00:30:20,859 --> 00:30:22,031 You look ridiculous. 435 00:30:22,569 --> 00:30:25,072 Thought I'd bring my tools by, last-minute tweaks. 436 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:29,035 You're tweaking my nap time. Come back in two hours. 437 00:30:29,243 --> 00:30:31,496 I'm headed to the store. You got a grocery list? 438 00:30:31,703 --> 00:30:34,422 - I'm all set. - How about some ice cream? 439 00:30:34,623 --> 00:30:36,296 Snacks? 440 00:30:37,042 --> 00:30:40,091 - What's the deal, Frank? - The new me, Dottie. 441 00:30:40,295 --> 00:30:42,969 Just trying to help out, change my course, make amends. 442 00:30:43,173 --> 00:30:45,392 - You in AA now? - Oh, God, no. 443 00:30:45,592 --> 00:30:49,517 But I like everything about AA, except the no alcohol part. 444 00:30:56,478 --> 00:30:58,105 Thanks for fixing my toilet. 445 00:30:59,022 --> 00:31:00,945 Sure I can't get you some pop? 446 00:31:01,149 --> 00:31:04,779 Frank, my heart muscles are decomposing as we speak. 447 00:31:04,987 --> 00:31:07,035 You wanna pump up my triglycerides? 448 00:31:10,492 --> 00:31:13,166 All right. All right. 449 00:31:13,912 --> 00:31:17,792 I could use some Cool Ranch Doritos and some Zantac. 450 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,549 Like whiskey and a chaser, eh? 451 00:31:42,190 --> 00:31:45,364 Get your change purses out. First stop, Dollar Tree. 452 00:32:01,585 --> 00:32:04,213 So I'm bringing your drawings to the old folks tonight. 453 00:32:04,421 --> 00:32:06,389 They loved your ones from last week. 454 00:32:06,590 --> 00:32:09,389 But this week's assignment is anything other than rainbows. 455 00:32:09,593 --> 00:32:13,018 They're sick of rainbows. And when they get sick, they die. 456 00:32:17,726 --> 00:32:20,696 That's so pretty. What are you trying to draw? 457 00:32:38,997 --> 00:32:41,750 Ian, bring me a cheese sandwich. Cheddar with hot mustard. 458 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,427 - You got it. - And tell Mickey... 459 00:32:43,627 --> 00:32:45,846 ...a packet of gum goes missing, he's gone. 460 00:32:46,046 --> 00:32:49,926 And tell your buddies, I'm keeping tabs on how many cases they're moving... 461 00:32:50,133 --> 00:32:54,263 -...so don't get cute. I know my inventory. - We're taking six cases of beer, Linda. 462 00:32:54,471 --> 00:32:58,192 You two can put that back, or I can crack your skulls on the pavement. 463 00:32:59,768 --> 00:33:03,363 Can you and Sergeant Slaughter here help me out with some cases of pop? 464 00:33:03,563 --> 00:33:05,031 Yep. 465 00:33:05,482 --> 00:33:09,453 Hey, you want me to get you some blow? Uppers, downers, Special K? 466 00:33:09,653 --> 00:33:12,623 You know, thanks, Mickey, but we're keeping it old school. 467 00:33:12,823 --> 00:33:16,453 You know, beer, joints, cigarettes. That kind of thing. No one under 14. 468 00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:19,755 - That's giving up a big market. - Helps keep my conscience clean. 469 00:33:21,331 --> 00:33:26,258 Hey, Ian. Can you have Linda order some more Rocket Pops? They're moving well. 470 00:33:26,461 --> 00:33:29,465 And keep it up with those geometry theorems, all right? 471 00:33:29,673 --> 00:33:31,767 - We'll hit them tomorrow. - Will do. 472 00:33:36,346 --> 00:33:38,849 Geometry theorems? For the Army? 473 00:33:39,057 --> 00:33:43,028 Artilleries. Mortars. Bomb trajectories. It's all geometry. 474 00:33:43,228 --> 00:33:46,198 I mean, it's confusing at first, but you put in enough hours... 475 00:33:46,398 --> 00:33:48,196 ...study hard, you can learn anything. 476 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,198 So not true. 477 00:33:50,402 --> 00:33:53,326 Sometimes effort does not enhance ability. 478 00:33:53,530 --> 00:33:58,127 Study if you must, but if it don't stick, move on... 479 00:33:58,326 --> 00:34:01,045 ...focus on something you're good at. 480 00:34:01,997 --> 00:34:04,170 Put this on Dottie Coronis' account. 481 00:34:04,374 --> 00:34:07,048 - We don't have accounts, Frank. - I'm just the errand boy. 482 00:34:07,252 --> 00:34:09,095 I gave my last cash to Fiona. 483 00:34:09,463 --> 00:34:11,511 Dottie's dying. You know where her house is. 484 00:34:11,715 --> 00:34:13,217 Nineteen-oh-six. 485 00:34:13,425 --> 00:34:15,644 She's in trouble. She's gonna die next week. 486 00:34:15,844 --> 00:34:17,972 When that happens, take it out of her estate. 487 00:34:18,180 --> 00:34:19,648 Hey, Frank. 488 00:34:19,931 --> 00:34:23,356 Why don't you check your pockets again? Maybe you overlooked something. 489 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,404 - You work here now? - Trial basis. 490 00:34:30,150 --> 00:34:35,202 You know what, Mick, you may be-- Look at that. 491 00:34:35,405 --> 00:34:37,328 That should cover it. 492 00:34:37,532 --> 00:34:41,207 Hey, have a great sabbatical from your incarceration. 493 00:34:43,663 --> 00:34:46,883 That the kind of leadership you plan on bringing to the Army'? 494 00:34:47,542 --> 00:34:49,089 Said last night's bottom. 495 00:34:49,294 --> 00:34:52,548 Whatever. Liking what I like don't make me a bitch. 496 00:34:53,548 --> 00:34:54,970 Can you turn on the AC please? 497 00:34:55,175 --> 00:34:57,598 - It's on full blast, hon. - I'm chilly. 498 00:34:57,803 --> 00:35:01,603 CVS. I've got coupon packets. Who needs one? 499 00:35:02,599 --> 00:35:03,646 Clare? 500 00:35:03,850 --> 00:35:06,569 Chock-full of paper towels, thanks. 501 00:35:07,604 --> 00:35:11,108 Why'd you even come if you don't wanna do any of the things we're doing? 502 00:35:11,316 --> 00:35:17,119 Beats watching Judge Judy and waiting for my brain to collapse in on itself. 503 00:35:26,456 --> 00:35:29,084 Shot of Maker's Mark, Kate. 504 00:35:35,465 --> 00:35:37,638 You and I had a good thing once, didn't we? 505 00:35:37,843 --> 00:35:40,062 - We did not. - I always liked you. 506 00:35:40,262 --> 00:35:41,559 You were fun. 507 00:35:41,763 --> 00:35:44,186 - What happened? - I stopped drinking. 508 00:35:45,058 --> 00:35:48,983 - Why? - I kept waking up next to you. 509 00:35:49,563 --> 00:35:51,657 Better hit me again. 510 00:35:54,776 --> 00:35:57,370 Antoine told us what you did. 511 00:35:57,571 --> 00:35:59,949 I brought a hungry, sick friend her dinner. 512 00:36:00,157 --> 00:36:02,285 It is amazing how low you're willing to go. 513 00:36:02,492 --> 00:36:04,711 Did you lecture Antoine about getting loaded... 514 00:36:04,911 --> 00:36:06,754 ...while Dottie starved waiting for him? 515 00:36:06,955 --> 00:36:08,628 You actually went over there? 516 00:36:08,832 --> 00:36:12,803 Feed the hungry, tend to the sick. I'm walking the walk. 517 00:36:13,003 --> 00:36:14,926 She's gonna die soon. What are you after? 518 00:36:15,130 --> 00:36:16,552 Her home? Her pension? 519 00:36:16,756 --> 00:36:18,758 I may love her. 520 00:36:18,967 --> 00:36:20,389 I don't know. 521 00:36:22,888 --> 00:36:24,811 Time will tell. 522 00:36:32,189 --> 00:36:36,035 "And so the pizza decides to go look for his friends. The end." 523 00:36:36,693 --> 00:36:39,162 That is not the truth. 524 00:36:39,362 --> 00:36:40,830 Who wants a bonus story? 525 00:36:41,031 --> 00:36:42,624 Me! 526 00:36:42,824 --> 00:36:47,580 This is called Fiona's Thoughts: Sophomore Year, 2006. 527 00:36:47,787 --> 00:36:52,293 "Flirted with Craig Heisner today. His ass looked great in his jeans. 528 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:55,003 I bet he could really pick me up and throw me around. 529 00:36:55,420 --> 00:36:57,764 I thought about him doing me the rest of the day. 530 00:36:57,964 --> 00:37:01,059 Craig Heisner, Craig Heisner, Craig Heisner. 531 00:37:01,259 --> 00:37:03,353 Part of me wishes I saved my virginity... 532 00:37:03,553 --> 00:37:05,681 ...so Craig could be the one who popped my--" 533 00:37:05,889 --> 00:37:08,733 Story time's over. Who wants to go outside and blow bubbles? 534 00:37:08,934 --> 00:37:10,652 - Me. - Okay. 535 00:37:10,852 --> 00:37:13,321 Come on, everybody. Get with your buddy. 536 00:37:14,189 --> 00:37:16,612 - You still wanna blow Craig? - Where'd you get this? 537 00:37:16,816 --> 00:37:18,944 - Under the stairs. - Why is your mattress here? 538 00:37:19,152 --> 00:37:21,530 - Need a place to sleep. - You have a place to sleep. 539 00:37:21,738 --> 00:37:22,785 Take it back upstairs. 540 00:37:22,989 --> 00:37:26,584 And when you find something that isn't yours, keep it that way. 541 00:37:28,203 --> 00:37:30,126 Carl, where are you going? 542 00:37:34,459 --> 00:37:36,336 I've got some hard candies. 543 00:37:36,544 --> 00:37:39,138 Some lemon and some cherry. 544 00:37:39,339 --> 00:37:41,182 My bag is almost full, Veronica. 545 00:37:41,383 --> 00:37:43,431 Good, Denise. Did you get some good stuff? 546 00:37:43,635 --> 00:37:46,479 No, my pee bag. 547 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:50,310 Yeah, okay. I'll change it out at the next stop. 548 00:37:52,143 --> 00:37:57,741 Can't you take us to the movies or bowling or an Indian casino? 549 00:37:59,025 --> 00:38:02,370 Foot clinic. Who needs help walking in? 550 00:38:16,751 --> 00:38:21,097 I know you were just trying to be funny, but privacy's important. 551 00:38:23,133 --> 00:38:24,180 What are you doing? 552 00:38:24,592 --> 00:38:27,391 I need my own room too. Privacy's important. 553 00:38:31,349 --> 00:38:35,445 Tell you what. How bought we spruce up the van for you for a week or two? 554 00:38:35,645 --> 00:38:37,943 - Like camping? - Without a tent. 555 00:38:38,356 --> 00:38:40,404 Awesome. 556 00:38:53,288 --> 00:38:57,338 Veronica, please, couldn't we walk around the park? 557 00:38:57,542 --> 00:39:00,045 They only pay me to be upbeat and on time. 558 00:39:00,253 --> 00:39:02,381 Yeah, but we're stopped in traffic. 559 00:39:02,589 --> 00:39:05,763 Let us touch some grass before we drop dead. 560 00:39:05,967 --> 00:39:09,972 But they put out cookies at 4:00 back at the home. 561 00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:14,856 I will buy you a case of cookies, Denise. 562 00:39:15,060 --> 00:39:17,154 So now I'm the jerk. 563 00:39:17,354 --> 00:39:19,573 Just for once let us go off schedule... 564 00:39:19,773 --> 00:39:23,198 ...and excursion somewhere worth excursioning to? 565 00:39:23,401 --> 00:39:27,747 - It is a great day for a walk. - We could make snow angels. 566 00:39:29,949 --> 00:39:32,418 - Ten minutes. - Thank you. 567 00:39:32,869 --> 00:39:33,916 God loves you. 568 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:37,750 Yeah, if that were true, he'd have made me white and rich. 569 00:39:47,884 --> 00:39:51,388 They were out of the Cool Ranch. I think it's the heat. 570 00:39:51,596 --> 00:39:54,975 People will go anywhere for relief, huh? Heh, heh. 571 00:39:55,183 --> 00:39:57,857 "Refrigerator vents need dusting and vacuuming. 572 00:39:58,061 --> 00:40:01,190 Clean gutters, remove hornet's nest in garage... 573 00:40:01,398 --> 00:40:04,447 ...scrape windows and repaint them, remove wallpaper." 574 00:40:04,651 --> 00:40:06,904 - Big list. - You can always just leave. 575 00:40:07,112 --> 00:40:12,460 No, no. It's always good to have some tasks. 576 00:40:12,867 --> 00:40:14,710 I brought you some bubble bath. 577 00:40:14,911 --> 00:40:18,006 I know the upstairs bathroom was out of commission for a while... 578 00:40:18,206 --> 00:40:23,588 ...and a nice bath might be, you know, very relaxing. 579 00:40:23,795 --> 00:40:25,547 Frank. 580 00:40:26,423 --> 00:40:30,098 Bit early, isn't it? Nobody ever asked me to bed before 2:30 in the morning. 581 00:40:30,301 --> 00:40:32,895 - Dottie. - I know everyone calls me "Butterface." 582 00:40:33,096 --> 00:40:36,145 There's nothing I can do about it. Not now, anyway. 583 00:40:36,349 --> 00:40:40,479 - Let me draw you a bath. - You're not getting in with me. 584 00:40:40,895 --> 00:40:45,025 How is it that you and I both spent so much time at the Alibi... 585 00:40:45,233 --> 00:40:47,736 ...but we never hooked up? 586 00:40:48,027 --> 00:40:50,701 Only good thing about being a female butterface... 587 00:40:50,905 --> 00:40:56,412 ...is I actually get better looking to men as the night goes on, whereas you... 588 00:40:59,330 --> 00:41:01,173 Whereas I what? 589 00:41:01,374 --> 00:41:04,844 Wait, am I the male butterface? 590 00:41:08,798 --> 00:41:12,052 - Yay, Harry! Go, Harry, go! - Yay, Harry. 591 00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:15,104 - Yay, Harry. - That Harry still has it, huh? 592 00:41:15,305 --> 00:41:16,773 Oh, I like Harry. 593 00:41:16,973 --> 00:41:18,691 Good shot, Harry. Way to go. 594 00:41:18,892 --> 00:41:21,486 I like Bruce too. 595 00:41:21,686 --> 00:41:23,484 And Tony. 596 00:41:28,735 --> 00:41:30,533 Whoo! 597 00:41:38,828 --> 00:41:40,956 - There you go. Thank you. - Thank you. 598 00:41:41,164 --> 00:41:42,381 We are crushing it. 599 00:41:42,582 --> 00:41:45,005 Nothing pays like hipsters, minors and the elderly. 600 00:41:45,210 --> 00:41:47,178 V, start bringing those geezers every day. 601 00:41:47,378 --> 00:41:51,224 - They love their sugar. - Shit, Denise needs her insulin shot. 602 00:41:51,424 --> 00:41:53,017 - Love you. - Love you. 603 00:41:53,218 --> 00:41:54,811 'Bye, Lip. 'Bye-bye. 604 00:41:55,678 --> 00:41:57,225 - How much you got? - About 50. 605 00:41:58,973 --> 00:42:00,941 Hey, um-- Ahem. 606 00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:03,728 If a chick, you know, she's taking it slow with a guy... 607 00:42:03,937 --> 00:42:06,611 ...not sleeping with him, what do you think that means? 608 00:42:07,106 --> 00:42:08,528 Means you're not getting laid. 609 00:42:08,733 --> 00:42:11,532 Timmy, this is your third one. That's it for today, okay? 610 00:42:11,736 --> 00:42:13,579 Don't come back unless it's to buy pot. 611 00:42:14,697 --> 00:42:17,371 Gotta watch out for the chicks that don't sleep with you. 612 00:42:17,575 --> 00:42:19,623 You know what it means? Means they like you. 613 00:42:19,827 --> 00:42:21,249 Like, "like you" like you. 614 00:42:21,454 --> 00:42:22,956 Like, "love you" like you. 615 00:42:23,164 --> 00:42:26,213 They keep, you know, holding back because they're so into you... 616 00:42:26,417 --> 00:42:29,546 ...but they're also waiting for you to grasp how awesome they are. 617 00:42:29,754 --> 00:42:32,303 So when you do end up having sex for the first time... 618 00:42:32,507 --> 00:42:34,976 ...you're, you know, making love or some shit. 619 00:42:35,176 --> 00:42:39,477 Oh, and the experience, because you've been waiting so long for a little action... 620 00:42:39,681 --> 00:42:43,151 ...that when you do have sex, it's some other-worldy, connected thing... 621 00:42:43,351 --> 00:42:46,821 ...which makes you think you can be in a long-haul kind of commitment. 622 00:42:47,021 --> 00:42:49,900 - Two Buds and a spliff, please. - How old are you? 623 00:42:50,108 --> 00:42:52,156 Fifteen. Here's four 5s. Keep the change. 624 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:53,452 Raise your arms. 625 00:42:54,028 --> 00:42:55,996 Come back when you grow hair on your pits. 626 00:42:56,197 --> 00:42:58,541 - I shave. - Get out of here. 627 00:42:58,741 --> 00:43:01,665 Chicks that hang out with you and don't sleep with you... 628 00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:04,338 ...run the other way, dude. 629 00:43:04,539 --> 00:43:07,042 Because she's ready to stop playing and settle down. 630 00:43:11,087 --> 00:43:14,057 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 631 00:43:14,549 --> 00:43:17,928 All right, everyone. Party time is over. Let's go. 632 00:43:21,848 --> 00:43:24,351 Let's go, let's go. Come on, Ms. Clare. 633 00:43:24,559 --> 00:43:26,607 Come on, Clare. I got you. 634 00:43:26,811 --> 00:43:30,236 Did you have fun? Harry, come on. 635 00:43:36,029 --> 00:43:40,250 - I knocked in two runs. - You were sensational, Tony. 636 00:43:40,450 --> 00:43:42,498 - Harry. - I'm hurrying. 637 00:43:43,036 --> 00:43:45,789 - Veronica, thank you. - You're welcome. 638 00:43:45,997 --> 00:43:48,045 How about next week we...? 639 00:43:48,249 --> 00:43:51,674 We go on one of those booze-cruise things? 640 00:43:51,878 --> 00:43:53,221 On the lake at sunset. 641 00:43:53,588 --> 00:43:56,717 That costs money, Clare. Money most people here don't have. 642 00:44:01,971 --> 00:44:03,769 Harry? 643 00:44:04,390 --> 00:44:06,734 Cal 911. 644 00:44:40,593 --> 00:44:42,470 - Frank. - Roger that. 645 00:45:01,781 --> 00:45:05,081 - Veronica? - Debbie? 646 00:45:05,284 --> 00:45:08,208 I brought some artwork from the kids. 647 00:45:08,413 --> 00:45:11,132 For Ginger and Harry. 648 00:45:13,668 --> 00:45:17,889 - Did she--? - My grandson Paul has died. 649 00:45:18,089 --> 00:45:20,933 It's, uh-- It's Harry, Debs. 650 00:45:26,514 --> 00:45:28,733 Veronica. 651 00:45:31,310 --> 00:45:32,903 Sell this for me. 652 00:45:33,646 --> 00:45:37,696 And then I'm taking everyone to the Indian casino. 653 00:45:57,503 --> 00:46:00,427 - Ooh. Thank you. - Mm-hm. 654 00:46:00,757 --> 00:46:03,055 You went to high school with this Craig Heisner? 655 00:46:04,093 --> 00:46:06,141 He's hot. You should poke him. 656 00:46:06,345 --> 00:46:07,471 Fuck Facebook. 657 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,183 I'll poke him for you, if you want. 658 00:46:10,808 --> 00:46:12,651 - What are you doing? - Sending a message. 659 00:46:12,852 --> 00:46:15,355 - Don't. - Did. Sent him your number. 660 00:46:15,563 --> 00:46:18,737 - What's the opposite of "thank you"? - Hey, guys. 661 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:20,572 Hey- 662 00:46:20,777 --> 00:46:22,825 - I can get laid on my own. - He's cute, huh? 663 00:46:23,321 --> 00:46:24,823 - Richard. Hi. - Hey. 664 00:46:25,031 --> 00:46:26,248 - Nice to see you. - You too. 665 00:46:26,449 --> 00:46:29,202 Fiona, this is Richard, who you wanted to meet. 666 00:46:29,410 --> 00:46:31,128 - Hi, Richard. - Hi. 667 00:46:31,329 --> 00:46:33,878 Shall we begin with some appletinis? 668 00:46:34,624 --> 00:46:36,626 I'll put the order in right now. 669 00:46:38,836 --> 00:46:41,009 Oh! Ha, ha. 670 00:46:42,882 --> 00:46:45,476 Wanna watch the lotto numbers? 671 00:46:47,094 --> 00:46:50,143 That's enough of a visit for today. 672 00:46:50,973 --> 00:46:53,852 Finish the list tomorrow. 673 00:46:58,689 --> 00:47:01,363 Wait. I want you. 674 00:47:04,821 --> 00:47:05,868 Frank. 675 00:47:06,072 --> 00:47:08,746 - How is it that I never had this? - Stop. 676 00:47:08,950 --> 00:47:12,671 Two drunken ships passing in a harbor swill hole. 677 00:47:12,870 --> 00:47:15,248 We'll make up for lost time. 678 00:47:16,541 --> 00:47:21,172 Frank, I can't have sex. Okay? 679 00:47:21,379 --> 00:47:22,676 I'm not thrilled about it. 680 00:47:23,089 --> 00:47:26,389 - The one thing I'm good at, I can't do. - We'll go slow. 681 00:47:26,592 --> 00:47:28,469 - I don't know slow. - I'll teach you. 682 00:47:28,678 --> 00:47:32,603 Frank, I haven't exactly lived a life of restraint. 683 00:47:32,807 --> 00:47:35,777 I can't push it while I'm waiting for my transplant. 684 00:47:35,977 --> 00:47:40,357 If my BP goes above 120 over 80, my heart explodes. 685 00:47:40,565 --> 00:47:42,442 Don't you get it? 686 00:47:42,650 --> 00:47:45,699 If we fuck, I die. 687 00:47:54,787 --> 00:47:58,007 Hey, Gary. See you tomorrow. Thanks. 688 00:48:03,337 --> 00:48:06,056 You had no interest in my showing up tonight, did you? 689 00:48:06,382 --> 00:48:07,850 What'd she tell you? 690 00:48:08,050 --> 00:48:11,896 That you saw a photo and couldn't wait to meet me. 691 00:48:12,096 --> 00:48:14,440 - I saw no photo. - Well, she has no photo. 692 00:48:16,225 --> 00:48:17,272 So Why'd you come? 693 00:48:17,476 --> 00:48:20,355 Well, my company does about $250 million worth of business... 694 00:48:20,563 --> 00:48:23,612 ...with David's company, and he's fond of Jasmine. 695 00:48:23,816 --> 00:48:26,160 I didn't wanna be the one to upset the concubine. 696 00:48:28,029 --> 00:48:30,373 How much longer do we need to keep talking... 697 00:48:30,573 --> 00:48:33,292 ...to make it seem like we really gave it a shot? 698 00:48:33,492 --> 00:48:35,870 Two or three more minutes. Tops. 699 00:48:37,830 --> 00:48:41,004 - You wanna see a photo of me now? - I'm good. 700 00:48:41,208 --> 00:48:45,008 Fully decent. It's me in grade school after I lost my first tooth. 701 00:48:46,339 --> 00:48:49,138 - The style's coming back. - Did it ever arrive? 702 00:48:49,342 --> 00:48:53,472 With the Iroquois. And punk rock. 703 00:48:56,057 --> 00:48:57,730 So how does this arrangement work? 704 00:48:58,267 --> 00:49:03,945 I dress pretty, hang on your arm, we have sex a couple times a month... 705 00:49:04,148 --> 00:49:07,869 ...then you give me credit cards to buy shit that I like but don't need? 706 00:49:08,069 --> 00:49:10,322 I have no idea. 707 00:49:10,529 --> 00:49:12,657 I'm just here because I was invited. 708 00:49:12,990 --> 00:49:14,207 I don't make it a habit... 709 00:49:14,408 --> 00:49:17,912 ...of hanging around women that don't have any interest in being with me. 710 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:21,294 - Ho-ho-ho. You think you always know. - How does anybody know anything? 711 00:49:21,666 --> 00:49:24,465 I mean, if I'm not laughing and the woman's not laughing... 712 00:49:24,669 --> 00:49:26,797 ...that's a good sign that's it's not working. 713 00:49:27,004 --> 00:49:28,677 But if we're both smiling? 714 00:49:28,881 --> 00:49:31,179 There are worse ways to spend an evening. 715 00:49:31,801 --> 00:49:34,600 - You're not married? - What do you got against married guys? 716 00:49:34,804 --> 00:49:38,525 - I'm not into liars. - They're not lying to you. 717 00:49:41,936 --> 00:49:43,938 Night, Richard. 718 00:49:44,188 --> 00:49:48,238 You should go get that Mohawk. Could restart the trend. 719 00:49:49,527 --> 00:49:52,030 Nice to meet you, Fiona. 720 00:51:29,668 --> 00:51:31,591 Fuck!